How I Became the Ultimate Influencer

I didn’t even have to embarrass myself on social media to get there!

Photo by NeONBRAND on Unsplash

I don’t often feel excited about checking the mail. Credit card offers and mattress coupons don’t exactly get my blood pumping. But when I pulled the big packet from my mailbox, I couldn’t contain my enthusiasm. “Yay!” I said. “I’ve been waiting for this moment.” I ripped open the…